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Two and a Half MenSeason 9

A new chapter begins when internet billionaire Walden Schmidt moves in, bringing fresh energy, wealth, and more absurd adventures to the Malibu household.

Episodes

  • E01 Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt

    4.9

    Sep 19, 2011 · 21m

    Alan and Jake meet Walden Schmidt, a broken-hearted billionaire.

  • E02 People Who Love Peepholes

    5.3

    Sep 26, 2011 · 21m

    Walden deals with his ex-wife, Bridget.

  • E03 Big Girls Don't Throw Food

    5.2

    Oct 3, 2011 · 20m

    Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.

  • E04 Nine Magic Fingers

    4.9

    Oct 10, 2011 · 21m

    Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with Lyndsey.

  • E05 A Giant Cat Holding a Churro

    5.4

    Oct 17, 2011 · 20m

    Alan has trouble accepting Lyndsey's seedy movie past, and Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party.

  • E06 The Squat and Hover

    5.1

    Oct 24, 2011 · 21m

    Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her.

  • E07 Those Fancy Japanese Toilets

    5.4

    Oct 31, 2011 · 19m

    Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor, who has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him in his will.

  • E08 Thank You for the Intercourse

    5.8

    Nov 7, 2011 · 21m

    When Walden begins redecorating the beach house, Alan becomes overly emotional.

  • E09 Frodo's Headshots

    6.0

    Nov 14, 2011 · 21m

    Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges that test his ability to cope.

  • E10 A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes

    5.3

    Nov 21, 2011 · 21m

    Walden hits it off with a British babe, but neither of them is sure he's ready to re-enter the dating world.

  • E11 What a Lovely Landing Strip

    5.5

    Dec 5, 2011 · 20m

    Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest when Bridget reappears in his life.

  • E12 One False Move, Zimbabwe!

    5.1

    Dec 12, 2011 · 21m

    Walden's mother arrives and Alan is smitten with her, even as she reveals a secret about Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral.

  • E13 Slowly and in a Circular Fashion

    5.2

    Jan 2, 2012 · 20m

    Walden's ex-wife and mother try to take control of his company, so he turns to Alan for help.

  • E14 A Possum on Chemo

    5.5

    Jan 16, 2012 · 20m

    Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.

  • E15 The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack

    5.3

    Feb 6, 2012 · 21m

    Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies.

  • E16 Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy

    5.8

    Feb 13, 2012 · 20m

    Strained relationships and girl-fighting result when a huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house on Valentine's Day.

  • E17 Not in My Mouth!

    4.4

    Feb 20, 2012 · 19m

    Walden and Zoey's relationship suffers after they share a near-death experience. Meanwhile, Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem.

  • E18 The War Against Gingivitis

    5.1

    Feb 27, 2012 · 21m

    Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.

  • E19 Palmdale, Ech

    4.9

    Mar 19, 2012 · 21m

    Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers. Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party.

  • E20 Grandma's Pie

    4.7

    Apr 9, 2012 · 21m

    Walden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife. Alan and Lyndsey try to cope with their mom's relationship.

  • E21 Mr. Hose Says "Yes"

    5.8

    Apr 16, 2012 · 21m

    Walden's commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him. Meanwhile, Alan gets more than he bargained for when he moves in with Lyndsey

  • E22 Why We Gave Up Women

    6.0

    Apr 30, 2012 · 21m

    Charlie's ghost pays a visit to Alan after he suffers a minor heart attack.

  • E23 The Straw in My Donut Hole

    5.3

    May 7, 2012 · 21m

    Alan is showered with love and affection upon returning from the hospital, but Zoey isn't so sure it's deserved.

  • E24 Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!

    5.8

    May 14, 2012 · 21m

    Jake is pressured to make a decision about his future.

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