Two and a Half Men — Season 5

Sep 24, 2007 · 20m

Jake is getting ready to start a new school as he graduates to Junior High. Alan and Charlie take him school shopping and find themselves in trouble.

Oct 1, 2007 · 22m

Charlie acts strange after spending an evening with his mother, and a woman Alan slept with behaves oddly the next morning.

Oct 8, 2007 · 21m

Alan convinces Charlie that he needs to date more respectable women and sets him up with a judge. The two double date and their waitress happens to be one of Charlie's ex-girlfriends. Charlie's date backfires the following morning, when he ends up in court in front of the judge.

Oct 15, 2007 · 22m

Charlie and Linda get closer to consummating their relationship, but Charlie has trouble focusing when he begins to see Rose's face everywhere he turns.

Oct 22, 2007 · 22m

Charlie has to come up with ways to keep his girlfriend's 4-year-old amused; Alan becomes a test subject.

Oct 29, 2007 · 21m

Charlie's girlfriend is embrassed to go out in public with him. Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to attend a concert.

Nov 5, 2007 · 20m

After Alan and Charlie have a fight about Alan's role in the house. Alan packs Jake up and moves in with his mother.

Nov 12, 2007 · 20m

Charlie writes a children's song and finds success as Charlie Waffles. The children love him and the mothers seem to as well. Charlie's new found fame irritates Alan.

Nov 19, 2007 · 20m

Charlie fights his attraction for Teddy's daughter.

Nov 26, 2007 · 22m

Alan finds out that Charlie stole his girlfriend and works on a plan to get back at Charlie, even though this happened when they were in high school.

Mar 17, 2008 · 22m

When Alan finds himself wanting to break up with a woman, Charlie offers his expertise.

Mar 24, 2008 · 22m

Rose returns from England, and plays nurse rather oddly for an ill Charlie.

Mar 31, 2008 · 20m

Alan finds out some surprising information about Judith's sex life when he decides to go on a date with one of her friends.

Apr 14, 2008 · 22m

Charlie double-dates with Jake and fixes Alan up with a hooker.

Apr 21, 2008 · 21m

Alan feels Charlie is unable to control his womanizing ways.

Apr 28, 2008 · 22m

Alan makes wedding plans for Evelyn and Teddy, while Charlie figures out how to get more acquainted with his future step-sister.

May 5, 2008 · 21m

CSIs investigate a death at Charlie's house.

May 12, 2008 · 21m

Charlie's attracted to an older self-help author. Alan and Jake clash over a project for school.

May 19, 2008 · 22m

When Charlie meets Angie's soon to be daughter-in-law, he realizes it's not for the first time.