Roseanne — Season 5
Episodes

E01 Terms of Estrangement (1)
★ 10.0Sep 15, 1992 · 23m
Roseanne supports the family after Dan's motorcycle shop goes under; Becky considers moving to Minneapolis with Mark.

E02 Terms of Estrangement (2)
★ 8.7Sep 22, 1992 · 23m
Becky and Mark return to say goodbye before moving away.

E03 The Dark Ages
★ 8.7Sep 29, 1992 · 23m
The power company cuts off the Conners' power. Dan and Roseanne must look at Darlene in a new light after David spends the night in her room.

E04 Mommy Nearest
★ 8.7Oct 6, 1992 · 23m
Roseanne and Jackie are stunned when their mother announces she is moving to Lanford; Jackie agonizes over dating Fisher, a perfect, but much, much younger man.

E05 Pretty in Black
★ 8.7Oct 13, 1992 · 23m
Roseanne mortifies Darlene with a sweet sixteen party, then sends her off to her friends while the adults enjoy the festivities, which include a game of Truth or Dare; the Tildens move in next door; Darlene dyes her hair black to make Roseanne mad, but is shocked when Roseanne reacts differently.

E06 Looking for Loans in All the Wrong Places
★ 8.7Oct 20, 1992 · 23m
Denied a loan to open the restaurant, Roseanne must turn to her mother; Darlene catches D.J. peeping at neighbor Molly.

E07 Halloween IV
★ 8.3Oct 27, 1992 · 23m
Roseanne sends everyone to a party while she stays home -- and is visited by the ghosts of Halloween past, present, and future.

E08 Ladies' Choice
★ 5.6Nov 10, 1992 · 23m
Nancy takes Roseanne and Jackie by surprise with the announcement that she and Marla are gay lovers; Bev announces she is moving into a Lanford retirement center, which leaves Roseanne feeling over the hill.

E09 Stand on Your Man
★ 8.7Nov 17, 1992 · 23m
The Lunch Box welcomes its first customers, including a weirdo whose presence sends the gals to a self-defense class. Meanwhile, Arnie questions his own manhood after hearing that Nancy is gay.

E10 Good Girls, Bad Girls
★ 10.0Nov 24, 1992 · 23m
Roseanne reluctantly allows Darlene to go to a rock concert in nearby Rockford with Molly -- who abandons her.

E11 Of Ice and Men
★ 8.7Dec 1, 1992 · 23m
D.J. decides to take up hockey and becomes the terror of the rink; Roseanne meddles to reunite Jackie and Fisher.

E12 It's No Place Like Home for the Holidays
★ 8.7Dec 15, 1992 · 23m
A Christmas Eve snowstorm scatters the Connors, with Roseanne and Jackie trapped at the Luch Box with Bev and Nana Mary, while Darlene takes shelter at David's and learns the truth about his home life.

E13 Crime and Punishment (1)
★ 9.3Jan 5, 1993 · 23m
Dan disciplines D.J. for taking offensive reading material to school-- Darlene's comic book. Dan reacts strongly when Roseanne discovers that Fisher has beaten Jackie.

E14 War and Peace (2)
★ 10.0Jan 12, 1993 · 23m
Dan returns home to rampart rumors about his behavior, while Roseanne urges a dazed Jackie to leave her abusive boyfriend.

E15 Lanford Daze
★ 8.7Jan 26, 1993 · 23m
Darlene does NOT serve meat at the counter. She is forced to work there by Roseanne, but out of principal, will not serve the meat. That was her whole point

E16 Wait Till Your Father Gets Home
★ 8.7Feb 9, 1993 · 23m
The death of their father finds Jackie blubbering, but Roseanne angry -- and sharing a drink with the "other woman" in his life.

E17 First Cousin, Twice Removed
★ 10.0Feb 16, 1993 · 23m
A wealthy and successful cousin whom Roseanne hasn't seen in 25 years comes to bury the hachet, and encourages Darlene to leave home.

E18 Lose a Job, Winnebago
★ 10.0Feb 23, 1993 · 23m
The Conners and the Tildens travel to California in a motor home, with Dan pondering his future and Ty contemplating Jackie.

E19 It's a Boy!
★ 9.7Mar 2, 1993 · 23m
Roseanne wants Darlene's boyfriend, David, to move in with them, but Dan refuses to allow it.

E20 It was Twenty Years Ago Today
★ 10.0Mar 9, 1993 · 23m
For their anniversary, Roseanne poses in a sexy photo for Dan, while he moonlights at a big-and-tall men's store to pay for his present for her.

E21 Playing with Matches
★ 8.7Mar 23, 1993 · 23m
Darlene wants nothing to do with David after Molly kisses him; and a new friend puts a smile on Bev's face.

E22 Promises, Promises
★ 8.7Apr 6, 1993 · 23m
Darlene springs a prom-night surprise on David: she has rented a motel room. Meanwhile, Dan is reluctant to share with Roseanne his plans for a new business.

E23 Glengarry, Glen Rosey
★ 8.7May 4, 1993 · 23m
Roseanne and Dan fear a financial crisis when they cannot sell the house they refurbished and their new partner, Roger, skips town.

E24 Tooth or Consequences
★ 8.7May 11, 1993 · 23m
Dan realizes that he needs a steady job to take care of his family when he accidentally knocks out one of Roseanne's teeth on the day she is to meet with a health inspector (who turns out to be Leon); Darlene is accepted to art school but David is rejected.

E25 Daughters and Other Strangers
★ 8.7May 18, 1993 · 23m
Roseanne worries that Darlene may be planning to run away from home; new neighbor George befriends D.J.








