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RoseanneSeason 2

Episodes

  • E01 Inherit the Wind

    8.7

    Sep 12, 1989 · 23m

    Roseanne tries her hand at telephone solicitation while trying to console Becky who had an embarrassing accident in front of the school council.

  • E02 The Little Sister

    8.7

    Sep 19, 1989 · 23m

    Jackie takes umbrage at Roseanne's remarks about her career ambitions when she reveals that she has enrolled in police academy; Becky gets caught reading Dan's girlie magazine.

  • E03 Guilt by Disassociation

    8.7

    Sep 26, 1989 · 23m

    Inexperienced Roseanne is hired for -- and subsequently fired from -- a job requiring computer experience.

  • E04 Somebody Stole My Gal

    8.0

    Oct 3, 1989 · 23m

    After a lonely architect who works with Dan has dinner at the Conners', he attempts to buy their friendship.

  • E05 House of Grown-Ups

    8.3

    Oct 10, 1989 · 23m

    Roseanne begins to feel the empty-nest syndrome when Jackie departs for police training, Becky dates a 17-year-old and Darlene goes to a co-ed party.

  • E06 Five of a Kind

    7.7

    Oct 24, 1989 · 23m

    A kiss is just a kiss, but it could mean trouble when the kisser is Dan's buddy Arnie, and the kissee is Roseanne.

  • E07 BOO!

    9.3

    Oct 31, 1989 · 23m

    The Conner family terrify each other out of their wits on Halloween night.

  • E08 Sweet Dreams

    10.0

    Nov 7, 1989 · 23m

    Roseanne tries to get a few minutes of relaxation in the bathtub, but she ends up getting constant interruptions from her family--and a fantasy about two hunks.

  • E09 We Gather Together

    8.7

    Nov 21, 1989 · 23m

    On Thanksgiving Day, Jackie finally spills the news of her new job to her mother; and Dan's dad butters up Crystal.

  • E10 Brain-Dead Poets Society

    10.0

    Nov 28, 1989 · 23m

    Darlene refuses to read her prize-winning poem on Culture Night at her school, preferring to stay home to watch a ballgame with Dan, until Roseanne lays down the law.

  • E11 Lobocop

    10.0

    Dec 5, 1989 · 23m

    When Roseanne takes a second job, her hectic work schedule takes a bite out of her romantic schedule with Dan. Dan disguises himself in an attempt to win back Roseanne's affections.

  • E12 No Talking

    10.0

    Dec 12, 1989 · 23m

    Becky wages a teenage war of silence against Roseanne.

  • E13 Chicken Hearts

    10.0

    Jan 2, 1990 · 23m

    Roseanne strains to treat her 17-year-old boss with respect so she can have weekends off to be with her family.

  • E14 One for the Road

    8.7

    Jan 9, 1990 · 23m

    When the parents are away, Becky and her friend Dana play with a little help from the liquor cabinet.

  • E15 An Officer and a Gentleman

    8.7

    Jan 23, 1990 · 23m

    When Roseanne is called away, Jackie impresses Dan and the kids with her homemaking skills.

  • E16 Born to Be Wild

    10.0

    Jan 30, 1990 · 23m

    Roseanne and Dan get a blast from the blast when old pal Ziggy cruises into Lanford on a motorcycle, prompting the Conners to resurrect their old bike.

  • E17 Hair

    10.0

    Feb 6, 1990 · 23m

    Roseanne applies for a job at a beauty salon doing the same domestic chores that she does at home.

  • E18 I'm Hungry

    10.0

    Feb 13, 1990 · 23m

    Dan is persuaded to join Roseanne in a weight-loss program that involves exercise.

  • E19 All of Me

    10.0

    Feb 20, 1990 · 23m

    Roseanne doesn't share Jackie's enthusiasm for the exciting new man in her life.

  • E20 To Tell the Truth

    10.0

    Feb 27, 1990 · 23m

    Roseanne's meddling results in silence between the sisters, but Jackie has exciting news to share.

  • E21 Fender Bender

    9.0

    Mar 20, 1990 · 23m

    Roseanne's station wagon is hit by a luxury car that belongs to the rich Mrs. Wellman.

  • E22 April Fool's Day

    8.7

    Apr 10, 1990 · 23m

    On April 15th, Dan and Roseanne offer the kids a frantic lesson in family accounting; and in despair finally visit the local IRS office.

  • E23 Fathers and Daughters

    8.7

    May 1, 1990 · 23m

    In an attempt to bond with their daughters, Dan goes clothes shopping with Becky, and Roseanne watches basketball with Darlene.

  • E24 Happy Birthday

    8.7

    May 8, 1990 · 23m

    Roseanne finally has a place to write when Dan builds her an office for her birthday -- but she's stricken with a case of writer's block.

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