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Tyler Perry's House of PayneSeason 7

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    E01 Payneful Resolution Resolution

    Mar 30, 2011 · 30m

    CJ and Janine deal with marriage issues after CJ kisses her friend, Monica. Meanwhile, Calvin gets out of jail and Miranda has the baby. Janine asks for a divorce after CJ starts to go out of control on barking at Malik after he confronts CJ about kissing Monica, Jazmine told Malik when she overheard and saw CJ and Janine arguing

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    E02 Growing Paynes

    Mar 30, 2011 · 30m

    Jazmine starts wearing make-up and hanging out with the wrong crowd. Curtis and Ella have a weight loss competition. CJ and Janine reconcile when they see how their kids need them and how much they love each other.

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    E03 Payne Protection

    Apr 6, 2011 · 30m

    Malik gets ready for college. The men offer him advice and buy him condoms.

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    E04 Payneful Visit

    Apr 6, 2011 · 30m

    Claretha reveals she has leukemia. Miranda's cousin Vanessa hooks up with Calvin's friend.

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    E05 Where There's a Will, There's a Way

    Apr 13, 2011 · 30m

    After the death of a young firefighter, Ella decides it's time for Curtis and Ella to do a will. Meanwhile, Miranda's mom pays a visit.

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    E06 Epic Fail

    Apr 13, 2011 · 30m

    Ella is overwhelmed and falls behind in her studies due to church duties, household duties, taking care of Curtis and the rest of the family. Ella fails a test she needed to graduate and she snaps on the family. Meanwhile, Calvin realize it's the day of their anniversary, and he pretend he didn't forget.

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    E07 Praying for Attention

    Apr 20, 2011 · 30m

    Jazmine prays to pass a test and no longer wants to apply herself. Meanwhile, Calvin grows jealous of the baby.

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    E08 Shout Out

    Apr 20, 2011 · 30m

    CJ and Janine go to marriage counseling. Then try the therapists way. But in the end they yell and scream at each other and they feel better. CJ sexes up the reunion between him and Janine. Meanwhile, Ella misses her graduation because she has to take Claretha to the hospital.

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    E09 Love Thy Neighbor

    Apr 27, 2011 · 30m

    The family befriends a sex offender who moves into the neighborhood and all hell breaks loose when they find out his secret. Meanwhile, CJ and Janine decide to heed the advice of the marriage counselor. They go on a journey to find a hobby the two of them can share.

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    E10 Dream Girls

    Apr 27, 2011 · 30m

    A music producer wants to sign Jazmine. Meanwhile, Calvin is embarrassed about his new job as a grocery store manager.

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    E11 A Payneful Night Out

    May 4, 2011 · 30m

    Curtis and Ella decide to intervene when they see Janine and Roland at dinner until C.J. shows up with a woman. Meanwhile, Miranda goes on a grooming strike.

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    E12 Payneful Assistance

    May 4, 2011 · 30m

    Miranda gets cooking advice after she makes a horrible dinner for Ella's club. Meanwhile, Curtis gets his tonsils pulled and can't talk.

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    E13 House of Awkward

    May 11, 2011 · 30m

    C.J. is offered a promotion making him Janine and Roland's boss. Meanwhile, while packing the house Curtis finds a bag of weed in an old box of his and Floyd smokes the weed. Calvin asks Curtis to babysit and Curtis ends up babysitting Christian and Floyd.

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    E14 Brain Payne

    May 11, 2011 · 30m

    Jayden may have autism. Janine blames herself. Meanwhile, Curtis lives by the rules of the bible.

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    E15 Foster Paynes

    May 18, 2011 · 30m

    Ella brings home a troubled youth from the Help Center. Meanwhile, Janine and Miranda compete to get in a competitive day care.

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    E16 Talented Paynes

    May 18, 2011 · 30m

    As Claretha secretly deals with the possibilty of losing her home, the family participates in a talent show. Calvin and Miranda combine their unique talents for the show.

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    E17 Going, Going, Gone

    May 25, 2011 · 30m

    Janine is on the brink of a breakdown. Deshawn gets a lesson in the negro baseball league.

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    E18 Mother's Day Out

    Jun 1, 2011 · 30m

    Deshawn's mother shows up at the Paynes'; C.J. upgrades Janine's wedding ring.

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    E19 So Hard to Say Goodbye

    Jun 8, 2011 · 30m

    Malik goes off to college; Miranda is overwhelmed when Calvin Jr. visits.

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    E20 Payneful Rescue

    Jun 15, 2011 · 30m

    The aftershocks of a fire impact Miranda and Calvin; Tracie and her new boyfriend show up at the hospital causing a huge argument. In the ending moments, the baby seems to be fine.

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    E21 A Mother's Payne

    Oct 21, 2011 · 30m

    Ella's mother and sister Evie visit, and Ella experiences the effects of their mother's disease; Janine texts C.J. a sexy picture of herself.

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    E22 Up from the Ashes

    Oct 21, 2011 · 30m

    Calvin finds out that Tracie checked Calvin Jr. out of the hospital. Calvin and Miranda try to find a place to stay.

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    E23 The Payne Gang

    Oct 28, 2011 · 30m

    Curtis, Ella, and Floyd try to bring DeShawn a reality check when he wants to join a gang. C.J. and Calvin tussle over their living arrangements.

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    E24 The Gifted and the Grout

    Oct 28, 2011 · 30m

    DeShawn is placed in a gifted-students program to avoid being expelled from school; Calvin and Miranda hire a contractor to repair their condo.

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    E25 Do the Fight Thing

    Nov 4, 2011 · 30m

    DeShawn bullies a classmate and gets into trouble; Miranda and Janine fight over petty things.

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    E26 1096

    Nov 4, 2011 · 30m

    C.J. forgets Janine's 3-years-sober anniversary; Ella gets DeShawn an ugly outfit for school-picture day.

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    E27 Number Five's Fight

    Nov 11, 2011 · 30m

    After budget cuts force C.J. to lay off firefighters, Roland must use his PR skills to avoid altercations; Calvin and Miranda want to move upstairs.

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    E28 The Best Surprise

    Nov 11, 2011 · 30m

    Calvin and Miranda plan Calvin Jr.'s birthday party; Curtis and Ella have trouble with the Homeowners Association.

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    E29 Working Paynes

    Nov 18, 2011 · 30m

    C.J. hires Calvin, whose performance is disappointing; bored with retirement, Curtis takes up painting.

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    E30 Curtis Jefferson

    Nov 18, 2011 · 30m

    Curtis wakes up as a Jefferson.

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    E31 Dead Wrong

    Nov 25, 2011 · 30m

    Miranda frets over her unemployment; C.J. looks into firefighter response times.

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    E32 The Rich and Payneless

    Nov 25, 2011 · 30m

    Calvin is allowed supervised visits; Ella's friend Felicia visits.

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    E33 Mentoring Paynes

    Dec 2, 2011 · 30m

    Janine sponsors a young girl; Curtis and Ella become DeShawn's foster parents.

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    E34 Roommate Paynes

    Dec 2, 2011 · 30m

    C.J. and Janine are not comfortable with Malik's roommate; Claretha tries alternative cancer-fighting treatments

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    E35 Pledging Paynes

    Dec 30, 2011 · 30m

    Malik gets hazed.

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    E36 Help Me, Ella

    Dec 30, 2011 · 30m

    Ella becomes director of the center; Malik mulls dropping out.

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    E37 Paynefully Fit

    Jan 6, 2012 · 30m

    Curtis becomes a contestant on Paynefully Fit, while Deshawn get advice about girls.

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    E38 Do the Hustle

    Jan 6, 2012 · 30m

    Miranda's new client hits on her while the family honors Curtis.

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    E39 No More Payne

    Jan 13, 2012 · 30m

    Miranda takes over renovating the condo while Calvin and Deshawn bond.

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    E40 God Bless the Paynes

    Jan 13, 2012 · 30m

    The Paynes say goodbye while praising God in church.

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    E41 Do Or Die

    Jan 20, 2012 · 30m

    The family gets ready to have one last Sunday dinner at Curtis and Ella's

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    E42 R.I.P - Rest In Payne

    Jan 20, 2012 · 30m

    Calvin battles for his life at the hospital. Ella's unwavering faith won't let the family get down

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    E43 Payneful Survival

    Jan 27, 2012 · 30m

    The Payne family waits for Calvin to wake up, but the fight isn't over. Curtis decides not to move.

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    E44 Payneful Recovery

    Jan 27, 2012 · 30m

    Calvin might get discharged from the hospital after he finally awakened. Curtis attempts to mortgage his house for money to pay Calvin's medical bills.

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    E45 House of Nightmares

    Feb 3, 2012 · 30m

    Calvin has nightmares about being shot and is uncomfortable at home with Miranda who is overwhelmed with caring for an ailing husband, two kids, a career and home. Ella and Curtis are worried that Calvin isn't receiving proper care and wants him to move in with them. Curtis prepares the house for Calvin.

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    E46 In Payne

    Feb 3, 2012 · 30m

    A depressed Calvin admits to Ella that he think he would have been better off dead. The family is very concerned and Curtis has a heart to heart with Calvin. Deshawn's mother visits and wants Deshawn back. Deshawn decides to go live with her.

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    E47 Payback

    Feb 10, 2012 · 30m

    Calvin plans to get revenge on Travis Harris for shooting him. Curtis makes plans with Ella then pretends to be sick when he gets tickets to a baseball game. When footage of Curtis at the game is aired, Curtis does everything he can to keep Ella from finding out.

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    E48 Daddy Day Scare

    Feb 10, 2012 · 30m

    C.J. is left to look after the twins during the big game. Ella gets in the way of Calvin's transition back home.

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    E49 Pills and Thrills

    Feb 17, 2012 · 30m

    Calvin is invited back to work, then decides he isn't ready and doesn't show. Floyd has a new girlfriend who looks awfully familiar to Curtis. Curtis realizes he knew the girlfriend, when she was a man.

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    E50 Scars of Payne

    Feb 17, 2012 · 30m

    Ella runs a gun buy back program at the Help Center that is threatened by rival gang members. Curtis, bored, wants to volunteer at the Help Center and causes mischief.

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    E51 Payne vs. Payne

    Feb 17, 2012 · 30m

    Curtis runs for neighborhood watch president. C.J. helps until he realizes he disagrees with some of Curtis's policies. When Curtis challenges C.J., C.J. decides to run himself. Meanwhile, Malik runs up his parent's credit card.

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    E52 Guess Who Came to Breakfast

    Feb 17, 2012 · 30m

    The family meets Malik's new free-spirited girlfriend, Summer.

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    E53 House of Force Closure

    Feb 12, 2012 · 30m

    Calvin and Miranda's condo gets foreclosed on and they are forced out.

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    E54 If It Ain't Broke

    Feb 3, 2012 · 30m

    Ella is preparing to open a battered women's home in the church's unused classrooms, but it is shutdown.

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    E55 Neighborhood Crisis

    Mar 9, 2012 · 30m

    Malik and Summer volunteer at a crisis hotline. Curtis goes overboard with the neighborhood watch as he tries to catch a criminal.

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    E56 Down for the Count

    Mar 12, 2012 · 30m

    C.J. is offered perks as a city official. Miranda and Curtis bond.

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    E57 Stop, Drop, and Roll

    Apr 6, 2012 · 30m

    C.J. and Janine have a fight which carries over into the office. Malik takes a class on evolution and doesn't know if he believes in God.

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    E58 No Pass, No Play

    Apr 6, 2012 · 30m

    Malik tutors an athlete who can barely read. Curtis is overly canind with the newspapers and causes a PR scandal for C.J. and Janine.

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    E59 Payneful Injection

    May 18, 2012 · 30m

    Malik and his father bumps heads when Malik leads a protest against a man being put to death. C.J. lead the arson investigation that put the man away.

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    E60 Batter Up

    May 18, 2012 · 30m

    Miranda is hurt when she overhears Curtis and Ella talking bad about her. C.J.'s department enjoys the softball team until a horrible Janine wants to join.

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    E61 Payneful Matrimony

    May 25, 2012 · 30m

    Malik marries Summer. Calvin and Miranda have a hard time adjusting to living with Curtis and Ella.

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    E62 What You Know About Me

    May 25, 2012 · 30m

    C.J. and Janine have a party and don't invite Curtis and Ella. Malik and Summer argue over an obscure anniversary.

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    E63 Right Turn

    Jun 1, 2012 · 30m

    Curtis does community service at the Help Center. Miranda doesn't invite Janine to a concert.

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    E64 The Loan Ranger

    Jun 1, 2012 · 30m

    Malik finds out his friend is gay. Curtis loans Ella money.

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    E65 Payneful Divorce

    Jun 8, 2012 · 30m

    Malik and Summer have their marriage annulled. Miranda temps at the office when Janine needs an assistant.

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    E66 Up to the Challenge

    Jun 8, 2012 · 30m

    Malik takes caffeine pills irresponsibly and Curtis subs for Ella at a Help Center training program.

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    E67 House of Sabotage

    Jun 15, 2012 · 30m

    Janine and Miranda co-chair a Help Center event and all they do is fight. Malik doesn't want to stop wearing his wedding ring.

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    E68 Payneful Pop In

    Jun 15, 2012 · 30m

    Curtis and Ella keep popping in unannounced to C.J. and Janine's house. Jazmine is accused of cheating on an exam; she's covering for a friend.

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    E69 House of OMG

    Jun 22, 2012 · 30m

    C.J. takes action when technology takes over the family.

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    E70 Keep it Moving

    Jun 22, 2012 · 30m

    C.J. coaches Jazmine's soccer team.

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    E71 Bake, Rattle and Roll

    Jun 29, 2012 · 30m

    Calvin's behavior at work gets him suspended. Meanwhile, Jazmine wants Ella to teach her how to bake.

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    E72 Dodging Bullies

    Jun 29, 2012 · 30m

    Jazmine stands up to a cyber bully. Meanwhile, Miranda and Calvin have a pregnancy scare.

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    E73 Payneful Distance

    Jul 6, 2012 · 30m

    Calvin takes Miranda's money and goes to a strip club. C.J. give Janine a bad evaluation.

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    E74 Not in the Cards

    Jul 6, 2012 · 30m

    Floyd decides to host a night of fun and gambling at the Help Center, and Curtis gets quickly sucked in by the casino-like atmosphere and games. Jazmine lands herself in some serious trouble for talking during class time.

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    E75 All Work and No Play

    Jul 20, 2012 · 30m

    Calvin and Miranda anticipates the prospects of having their own place. Jazmine jobshadows the PR office with CJ and Janine.

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    E76 Amazing Matriarchs

    Jul 20, 2012 · 30m

    Ella receives news of the death of her mother Eunice.

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    E77 The First Dance

    Jul 27, 2012 · 30m

    Jazmine ask CJ to go to the school dance with a boy.

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    E78 The Invention of Trust

    Jul 27, 2012 · 30m

    Floyd's new invention causes friction between him and Curtis. Calvin questions Miranda about an unusual amount in her bank account.

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    E79 Payneful Realization

    Aug 3, 2012 · 30m

    Calvin and Miranda try to save their marriage before it becomes too late.

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    E80 Trial and Tribulation

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    Calvin faces his attacker Travis Harris in court when the shooter's trial finally arrives.

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    E81 The Call Back

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    Curtis must deal with resentment after he is called back to work. Floyd learns important details of his heritage.

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    E82 All's Well

    Aug 10, 2012 · 30m

    Calvin and CJ plan an anniversary celebration for Miranda and Janine. Miranda has to make a tough decision whether she stays with Calvin or not.

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