The Dick Van Dyke Show — Season 5
Episodes

E01 Coast-to-Coast Big Mouth
★ 10.0Sep 15, 1965 · 25m
A talk show host gets Laura to tell a TV audience that Alan Brady is bald!

E02 A Farewell to Writing
Sep 22, 1965 · 25m
Rob tries to write a novel, but finds that writing comedy is easier.

E03 Uhny Uftz
Sep 29, 1965 · 24m
Rob and Buddy are working late, and keep thinking they hear a metallic voice saying ""Uhny Uftz""! The explore a supposedly abandoned office somewhere in the building, and find a somewhat 'mad' inventor (complete with a taciturn and vaguely menacing assistant) who has constructed a toy flying saucer. It works quite well, except that, instead of saying ""Merry Christmas"" as the inventor intended, the saucer only says ""Uhny Uftz"".

E04 The Ugliest Dog in the World
Oct 6, 1965 · 25m
Rob tries to write a part for a dog who is going to be on The Alan Brady Show. After the dog's part is cut from the show Rob tries to find a home for the dog, But nobody wants the dog.

E05 No Rice at My Wedding
★ 2.0Oct 13, 1965 · 25m
Rob recalls a time when Laura was the prize of a raffle. Rob does everything he can to keep Clark Rice from marrying Laura.

E06 Draw Me a Pear
Oct 20, 1965 · 26m
Laura talks Rob into going to her art class unaware that Valerie falls in love with Rob.

E07 The Great Petrie Fortune
Oct 27, 1965 · 25m
After Rob and Laura finish watching a movie Uncle Hezekiah gives Rob and Laura clue as to what the fortune might be.

E08 Odd But True
Nov 3, 1965 · 25m
Ritchie finds out the freckles on Rob's back form the shape of the Liberty Bell. Millie wants to send a pictrue to Odd But True. (a nwespaper column)

E09 Viva Petrie
Nov 10, 1965 · 25m
Maria (the Petrie's maid) tells Manuel Luis Rodriguez to go to the Petrie's because Maria feels that Rob can find him a job, but the only Manuel can do is be a bullfighter.

E10 Go Tell the Birds and Bees
Nov 17, 1965 · 25m
Alberta Nelson shines in a small part as Miss Reshovsky, the concerned elementary schoolteacher of note. Rob and Laurie Petrie are also asked to the principal's office to discuss their son.

E11 Body and Sol
★ 2.0Nov 24, 1965 · 25m
Rob tells Buddy and Sally of the time he became the middle weight champion of his Army Camp.

E12 See Rob Write, Write Rob, Write
Dec 8, 1965 · 25m
After going to the Butcher's Shop to get something for dinner, Laura sees pictures (drawn By Charlie Wheelright) Laura wants to write a story to help sell Charlie's pictures. Rob doesn't like the idea because he always finshes her stories.

E13 You're Under Arrest
★ 9.0Dec 15, 1965 · 25m
After fighting with Laura, Rob is arrested for hurting an old Lady. Rob has trouble telling police he didn't hurt the Lady (whom he saw in a barroom).

E14 Fifty-Two, Forty-Five or Work
Dec 29, 1965 · 25m
The Alan Brady Show is on hiatus Rob is worried about to support Laura (who is pregnant with Ritchie) Rob doesn't anyone to know he needs a job until The Alan Brady Show returns from hiatus.

E15 Who Stole My Watch?
Jan 5, 1966 · 25m
After Rob loses his watch that he got as birthday gift, He thinks everyone he knows took his watch. Laura and Rob plan a party to say they are sorry after they learn a crook stole Rob's watch.

E16 I Do Not Choose to Run
★ 7.0Jan 19, 1966 · 25m
Rob gives a speech at council meeting that will land him a nomination for city councilman of New Rochelle.

E17 The Making of a Councilman
Jan 26, 1966 · 25m
Rob decides to quit running for his seat on the New Rochelle city council after meeting the opponent running against him because of his experience.

E18 The Curse of the Petrie People
★ 8.0Feb 2, 1966 · 25m
Laura gets a brooch that (in the shape of the United States) tells the history of the Petrie family. Laura later puts the brooch in the garbage! We learn that Rob's mom hates the brooch!

E19 The Bottom of Mel Cooley's Heart
★ 10.0Feb 9, 1966 · 25m
Mel is in trouble for not telling Alan that there was a change in the script. Rob tries to get Mel to stick up for himself, But Mel gets fired.

E20 Remember the Alimony
★ 8.0Feb 16, 1966 · 25m
Rob and Laura leave Anchor Texas to go to Mexico only to find that marriage is hard to do. They soon find out that getting a divorce is easier than they thought (it costs $10 in Mexico!)

E21 Dear Sally Rogers
★ 4.0Feb 23, 1966 · 25m
Sally really wants a husband she goes on ""The Stevie Parsons Show"" thinking she has finally found a husband or has she? Stevie asks Rob to help in a stunt where Stevie picks a letter written to Sally, One problem Sally has no idea what will happen! Wait until Sally finds out who Box 7030 is!

E22 Buddy Sorrell, Man and Boy
★ 2.7Mar 2, 1966 · 25m
Rob & Sally think Buddy is having an affair but he is getting ready for his bar mitzvah.

E23 Bad Reception in Albany
★ 7.0Mar 9, 1966 · 25m
Rob and Laura are attending a wedding in Albany, Rob is asked by Alan to watch a fashion show. He promises to tell Alan what he thought of it. Rob has to hurry to the church to usher a wedding.

E24 Talk to the Snail
Mar 23, 1966 · 25m
Rob fears his job is gone after reading a memo (found in the trash where they are looking for this week's script that Buddy lost) Rob almost writes for Jelly Bean a snail!

E25 A Day in the Life of Alan Brady
Apr 6, 1966 · 25m
Jerry & Millie are having their anniversary party, at the Petrie home one problem the party is a part of documentary that focuses on Alan.

E26 Obnoxious, Offensive, Egomaniac, Etc.
Apr 13, 1966 · 24m
The staff sends a script to Alan Brady without deleting the insults directed at the star that they routinely add to blow off steam.

E27 The Man from My Uncle
Apr 20, 1966 · 25m
Ritchie's bedroom is used as a stakeout point (it has the best view) Harry Bond is looking for the nephew of Wendell Gerard, Rob loves the gadgets the agent brings to solve the case.

E28 You Ought to Be in Pictures
Apr 27, 1966 · 25m
Rob gets a movie role, but he has to kiss a woman. Laura makes sure that nothing else happens.

E29 Love Thy Other Neighbor
May 4, 1966 · 25m
Laura and Rob spend time with the Staggs and going to the theater,Jerry & Millie feel left out.

E30 Long Night's Journey into Day
May 11, 1966 · 25m
Rob & Jerry go fishing leaving Laura (who has a cold) home alone with a mynah bird. Millie comes back to keep Laura company, Millie couldn't find Laura (She was taking a shower).

E31 The Gunslinger
May 25, 1966 · 25m
Under anesthesia for a dental procedure, Rob dreams he is a sheriff in the old west.

E32 The Last Chapter
Jun 1, 1966 · 25m
Rob gives Laura his book (it took 5 years to write.) As Laura begins to read the book, we see classic moments from several episodes. The book takes us through how Rob and Laura met as well as how Rob almost missed his wedding! Later Rob talks about waiting for the birth Ritchie. As Laura finishes the book Rob tells her the publisher hated the book, Alan Brady decides to make the book into a TV series!



