Squidbillies — Season 3

Jan 20, 2008 · 11m

Rusty discovers a world of digital wonder when he mashes buttons on a PDA given to him by the Sheriff.

Jan 27, 2008 · 11m

Granny gets 5th degree burns all over her body and has to get new skin.

Feb 3, 2008 · 11m

Dan Halen hires Rusty to attract pedophiles.

Feb 10, 2008 · 11m

After seeing Early's pitiful chickens, Dan Halen sets out to create the perfect chicken.

Feb 17, 2008 · 11m

Rusty sells his soul to the devil for guitar playing skills.

Feb 24, 2008 · 11m

After giant machines terrorize the land, dirty hippies show up to stop the "earth raping machines" with their good vibes, hacky sacks, and drum circles.

Mar 2, 2008 · 11m

Early gets a lifelong friend as a result of Lil's failure to use condoms.

Mar 9, 2008 · 11m

Dan Halen covers the town in a cloud of "Ice Wind", his new body spray. Meanwhile, the Sheriff takes up blogging and training for strongman competitions.

Mar 16, 2008 · 11m

Rusty discovers the joy of crashing cars, and agrees to face the "Bashitizing Smashmaster" for a chance to win an iPod.

Mar 23, 2008 · 11m

After the Sheriff learns from TV that the mud squid are an endangered species, he decides it's his sworn duty to protect the Cuyler family.

Apr 6, 2008 · 11m

After the squids' house catches on fire, the Sheriff assesses the damage and investigates the fire's origin.

Apr 13, 2008 · 11m

Early teaches Rusty that life is a game and first place is sex.

Apr 20, 2008 · 11m

The apocalypse comes to rural Georgia.

Apr 27, 2008 · 11m

A news magazine interviews and profiles the achievements and scandals of Dan Halen.

May 4, 2008 · 11m

When Dan Halen offers a reward for the rare 'deep fried pine booby', Early goes on the hunt.

May 11, 2008 · 11m

After Granny passes on, the only way to revive her is for Robert E. Lee to make sweet love to her.

May 18, 2008 · 11m

When Palooka County is forced to conserve water due to a drought, Dan Halen enacts a complicated plan to get all the water he needs.

May 25, 2008 · 11m

Dan Halen is possessed by a demon and builds a human sacrifice theme park mountain.

Jun 1, 2008 · 11m

During the annual 'Mud Days' celebration, Dan Halen unleashes a strain of genetically modified corn that forces people to 'go green'.

Jun 8, 2008 · 11m

Early's passion for Krystal spikes after she wins the lottery.