Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy — Season 1
Episodes
E01 Super Mario Rescues the Princess
Sep 10, 2008 · 2m
Mario saves Princess Peach, but things get a little creepy when he asks her for a kiss.
E02 A Dog on the $25,000 Pyramid
Sep 10, 2008 · 1m
A dog and his human partner fail at The $25,000 Pyramid.
E03 Why Bob Marley Should Not Have Acted as His Own Attorney
Sep 15, 2008 · 1m
Bob Marley defends himself against cops when he says he "shot the sheriff".
E04 Adopted
Sep 21, 2008 · 2m
Michael's parents reveal that they are not his biological son and that he was adopted when born.
E05 A Scotsman Who Can't Watch a Movie Without Shouting at the Screen
Sep 29, 2008 · 1m
A Scotsman makes some negative comments at the mistakes made by some of America's favorite film characters while he's watching the movie on his TV. He watches Tootsie, The Muppet Movie, The Breakfast Club, and Back to the Future.
E06 Two Ducks Watch 'Meet The Parents'
Oct 3, 2008 · 1m
Two male ducks believe that "Meet the Parents" isn't funny.
E07 A Scotsman Who Still Can't Watch a Movie Without Shouting at the Screen
Oct 13, 2008 · 2m
The Scotsman continues to make negative comments at his TV screen while watching a movie. This time, he watches Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, The Truman Show, Raiders of the Lost Ark, and The Shawshank Redemption.
E08 Cat Staff Meeting
Oct 19, 2008 · 1m
A cat staff meeting is interrupted by a dog smashing the office building with a wrecking ball.
E09 Barry Gibb Rides a Roller Coaster
Oct 26, 2008 · 1m
Instead of screaming, Barry Gibb sings while going down on a roller coaster
E10 Marital Troubles
Nov 2, 2008 · 1m
A mime and his wife get divorced because he gave her the silent treatment.
E11 Jeff Goldblum Wafers
Nov 9, 2008 · 1m
Jeff Goldblum makes a commercial about his own wafers that talk.
E12 Jesus and Vishnu on Christmas Eve
Dec 22, 2008 · 1m
Jesus states that he sees people decorate their homes for his birthday, but not Vishnu
E13 The Frog Prince
Dec 30, 2008 · 1m
The story of The Frog Prince goes wrong.
E14 Monkeys Talk About Religion
Jan 6, 2009 · 1m
A father monkey and his son discuss about the "Monkey God" and "Monkey Jesus".
E15 Mountain Climber
Jan 12, 2009 · 1m
A mountain climber poops while on top of a mountain and lands on a couple getting married.
E16 Ted Nugent is Visited by the Ghost of Christmas Past
Jan 18, 2009 · 1m
Ted Nugent kills the Ghost of Christmas Past. Afterwards, his family eats it for dinner.
E17 Mad Cow Disease
Jan 27, 2009 · 1m
A cow couple discover about Mad Cow Disease on the news.
E18 The Bartender Says...
Feb 5, 2009 · 1m
Two men in a bar tell a "Bartender Says" joke about a horse. Surprisingly, a horse is in the bar and gets offended by the joke.
E19 Backstage with Bob Dylan
Feb 17, 2009 · 1m
Popeye and Bob Dylan get into an argument after a concert.
E20 Fred and Barney Try to Get Into a Club
Feb 24, 2009 · 1m
Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble try to get into an exclusive nightclub, but are denied admission.
E21 Beavers: Assholes of the Forest
Apr 21, 2009 · 1m
Some animals claim that a beaver messed up quite a lot of things in the forest.
E22 Things You Never Hear
May 23, 2009 · 2m
This episode counts down the top ten things one never hears.
E23 A Trip to the Psychiatrist
Jun 12, 2009 · 1m
A bulimic woman named Abbie visits the Psychiatrist.
E24 AIDS Patient Zero
May 12, 2009 · 2m
A Canadian man and monkey have gay sex, where a bombshell is dropped.
E25 Name That Animal Penis!
May 12, 2009 · 2m
A game show about figuring out an animals penis is much more difficult than imagined.
E26 Die, Sweet Roadrunner, Die
May 12, 2009 · 2m
Wile E. Coyote succeeds in killing the Road Runner, but is now left with the question: "What do I do now?"
E27 Sex with... #1
May 12, 2009 · 1m
A showcase of sexual moments, which include... Mr. Sulu A Folk Singer A Necrophiliac A Trapeze Artist
E28 A Fat Guy Working Out
May 12, 2009 · 1m
A fat guy is going to work out... and then puts it off and gets a sandwich.
E29 A Gay Knight
May 12, 2009 · 1m
A gay knight refuses to fight a dragons due to not wanting to be killed.
E30 A Douchebag Unicorn Gives a Public Service Announcement
May 12, 2009 · 1m
A Douchebag Unicorn ends up giving a PSA about how Marijuana is great and how you should write down your ideas.
E31 Fred Flintstone Takes a Shit
May 12, 2009 · 3m
Fred Flintstone takes a shit... that's about it.
E32 Stuck on a Life Raft with Matthew McConaughey
May 12, 2009 · 2m
A random man stuck on a life raft with Matthew McConaughey resorts to cutting off his leg for food and eventually stabbing him in the chest as Matthew just prattles on.
E33 Two Persian Guys Try to Get Ladies into Their Sports Car
May 12, 2009 · 1m
Two Persian guys act like stereotypes to get ladies in their sports car for a night on the town.
E34 He Who Lives in a Glass House...
May 12, 2009 · 2m
A man who lives in a glass house has a machine gun installed on his roof to fend off annoying neighbors.
E35 Sex with... #2
May 12, 2009 · 1m
Another showcase of sexual moments, which include... Dick Cheney Gilbert Gottfried A Midget Optimus Prime
E36 Quentin Tarantino Performs a Circumcision
May 12, 2009 · 1m
Quentin Tarantino crashes in to perform a circumcision on a baby.
E37 The Wizard of Oz, Adjusted for Reality
May 12, 2009 · 2m
When the group succeeds in stopping the witch, they are shocked to discover that The Wizard was literal with their requests...
E38 Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
May 12, 2009 · 1m
To have sexual relations with your mother.
E39 Sex with... #3
May 12, 2009 · 1m
The final showcase of sexual moments, which include... A U.S. Senator A Tube Of Toothpaste A Redneck A Sheep
E40 Dirty Vaudeville
May 12, 2009 · 1m
Two singers sing about the smallest pussy in town.
E41 Fat Jesus
May 12, 2009 · 2m
Some villagers ask help from Jesus for a crippled man, but Jesus is too preoccupied with his acid reflex.
E42 Dracula Meets Magic Johnson
May 12, 2009 · 1m
Dracula invites Magic Johnson over for dinner with bad intentions.
E43 The Sneeze Throw-Up
May 12, 2009 · 1m
Exactly what it says on the tin...
E44 The Settler's First Attempt to Buy Manhattan From the Indians
May 12, 2009 · 1m
Settlers attempt to give beads to the Indians in exchange for Manhattan, but things don't entirely work out.
E45 Four Years of 'Entourage' in Ten Seconds
May 12, 2009 · 1m
The first four years of the "Entourage" series (Between 2004-2008) is summed up in ten seconds.
E46 Tara Reid is Not Looking So Good Lately
May 12, 2009 · 1m
Apparently Tara can only speak out of her stomach.
E47 Small Talk with Aunt Helen
May 12, 2009 · 1m
Aunt Helen talks to her nephew about his wife and is disturbed by what they did with a slice of leftover wedding cake.
E48 Marie Antoinette's Notepad
May 12, 2009 · 1m
We see Marie Antoinette's process on how she came up with "Let Them Eat Cake".
E49 Sheep Shearing
May 12, 2009 · 2m
A sheep gets way too interested in his owner shearing him.
E50 What Happens if You Feed a Dog Chocolate While He Wears a Tin Foil Hat in the Microwave
May 12, 2009 · 1m
A dog is fed chocolate while he wears a tin foil hat in the microwave for 15 seconds with disastrous results. Wil Wheaton cameos at the end, explaining that it was a bad idea.