Saturday Night Live — Season 7

Saturday Night Live aired its seventh season during the 1981–1982 television season on NBC. The seventh season started on October 3, 1981 and ended on May 22, 1982. A total of 20 episodes were broadcast. Following the dismissal of producer Jean Doumanian and most of her cast members, the show was shut down due to the commencement of the 1981 WGA strike. Dick Ebersol, the program's developer, was hired as Doumanian's replacement. The new cast of Saturday Night Live for this season were the same ones from the episode Ebersol produced on the April 11, 1981 episode: Robin Duke, Tim Kazurinsky and Tony Rosato along with the Doumanian era's sole survivors Eddie Murphy and Joe Piscopo. Denny Dillon and Gail Matthius were fired following the April 1981 episode while Laurie Metcalf and unseen castmember Emily Prager weren't asked back to be cast members on the show. Ebersol then hired two new cast members: Mary Gross and Christine Ebersole. Both were hired to fill the gap left by Metcalf and Prager. Wanting to distance the show from its first five seasons, Ebersol cut the popular opening line Live from New York, It's Saturday Night! from the cold openings. In fact, sometimes cold openings weren't even shown and the monologues were skipped over almost entirely. These changes were not permanent, as Ebersol decided to reverse them for the eighth season.

Episodes

E01 (no host)/Rod Stewart
★ 4.0
Oct 3, 1981 · 1h 7m
Sketches include ""Our Age is Showing,"" ""The Little Richard Simmons Show,"" ""The Clams"" (film), ""Nuns on the Beach,"" ""A Few Minutes With Andy Rooney,"" ""Prose and Cons"" (film), ""The Khaddaffi Look,"" ""Ruth Deals With Rod,"" ""Andy Warhol,"" Juggling with Michael Davis, and ""Season of Glass"" (film).
E02 Susan Saint James/The Kinks
★ 4.0
Oct 10, 1981 · 1h 7m
Sketches include ""McDonald & Wife,"" ""The Bizarro World,"" ""Buckwheat Sings,"" ""Skanky Fiancee,"" ""Cheap Laffs,"" and ""The Alan Alda Guide to Sensitivity."" The Kinks performed ""Destroyer"" and Christine Ebersole performed ""Single Bars and Single Women."" Also featured is an Anwar Sadat tribute film.
E03 George Kennedy/Miles Davis
★ 5.0
Oct 17, 1981 · 1h 7m
Sketches include ""To Tell the Truth Gone Awry,"" ""Mister Robinson's Neighborhood #2,"" ""Velvet Jones #1,"" and ""Harry Anderson's Grappler Tricks.""
E04 Donald Pleasence/Fear
★ 7.0
Oct 31, 1981 · 1h 7m
Sketches include ""Vomiting for Luck,"" ""Jogger Motel,"" ""Profiles in British Courage,"" ""Last Night I Killed My Husband"" (musical number), ""Sugar Breakfast"" and ""Andy Warhol's TV."" Fear performed ""I Don't Care About You"" and medley of ""Beef Bologna,"" ""New York's Alright If You Like Saxophones,"" and ""Let's Have A War.""
E05 Lauren Hutton/Rick James
★ 6.0
Nov 7, 1981 · 1h 7m
Sketches Include: "Here's 'Cos", "Dressing Room", "Hail To The Chief", "Transeastern", "Whisper", "Cheap Laffs", "Harlequin Romances", "Reach Out", "Velvet Jones School of Technology", "Big Baser", "William Burroughs", "Bitter People"
E06 Bernadette Peters/The Go-Go's, Billy Joel
★ 7.0
Nov 14, 1981 · 1h 7m
E07 Tim Curry/Meat Loaf
★ 7.0
Dec 5, 1981 · 1h 7m
E08 Bill Murray/The Spinners, Yale Whiffenpoofs
★ 6.0
Dec 12, 1981 · 1h 7m
Sketches include ""The Phone Company,"" ""Tales of the Unlikely,"" ""Washed-Up Tom Snyder,"" ""MX-5 Tampons,"" and ""The Economics of Christmas."" The Spinners perform ""I'll Be Around.""
E09 Robert Conrad/The Allman Brothers Band
★ 5.0
Jan 23, 1982 · 1h 7m
E10 John Madden/Jennifer Holliday
★ 6.0
Jan 30, 1982 · 1h 7m
E11 James Coburn/Lindsey Buckingham
★ 6.0
Feb 6, 1982 · 1h 7m
E12 Bruce Dern/Luther Vandross
★ 5.0
Feb 20, 1982 · 1h 7m
E13 Elizabeth Ashley/Hall and Oates
★ 5.0
Feb 27, 1982 · 1h 7m
E14 Robert Urich/Mink DeVille
★ 5.0
Mar 20, 1982 · 1h 7m
Sketches include ""He's No Burt Reynolds,"" ""Paul Harvey Radio News,"" ""Golden Age Obedience School,"" and ""Koala Bear Embryo."" Mink De Ville performed ""Maybe Tomorrow.""
E15 Blythe Danner/Rickie Lee Jones
★ 5.0
Mar 27, 1982 · 1h 7m
Sketches include ""Lorne Greene,"" ""The New Celibacy,"" ""20/20,"" ""The Uncle Tom Show,"" ""Senior Spring Fling '82,"" ""Meet the People,"" and ""Help Out Blythe Danner."" Rickie Lee Jones performed ""Pirates"" and ""Lush Life.""
E16 Daniel J. Travanti/John Cougar
★ 5.0
Apr 10, 1982 · 1h 7m
Sketches include ""Save Larry the Lobster,"" ""Whiners' Anniversary,"" ""Hill Street Blues,"" ""Too Many Ethel Mermans,"" and ""Career Corner."" John Cougar Mellencamp performed ""Hurts So Good.""
E17 Johnny Cash/Elton John
★ 9.0
Apr 17, 1982 · 1h 7m
Elton John performs the John Lennon tribute ""Empty Garden."" Sketches include ""Velvet Jones"" and ""Shadows.""
E18 Robert Culp/The Charlie Daniels Band
★ 5.0
Apr 24, 1982 · 1h 7m
E19 Danny DeVito/Sparks
★ 7.0
May 15, 1982 · 1h 7m
Sketches include ""Louis DePalma's Revenge,"" ""The Executive Test,"" ""The Whiners on an Airplane,"" ""Solomon and Pudge,"" ""Enzo,"" and ""Looks at Books."" Sparks performs ""Mickey Mouse."" Also, Brian Doyle-Murray interviews recently humbled actor-wrestler Andy Kaufman.
E20 Olivia Newton-John
★ 6.5
May 22, 1982 · 1h 7m
Sketches include ""Ebony & Ivory,"" ""I Married a Monkey,"" Grease, ""Hitler In Heaven,"" and ""Ballpark Organ Favorites."" ONJ performs the hit ""Physical"" in lieu of the opening monologue.