Mystery Science Theater 3000 — The Return

Kinga Forrester and her loyal henchman, Max, have revived the infamous experiment started by Kinga’s father twenty-nine years earlier: How many bad movies does it take to drive a person mad? In this latest reiteration of the show, her test subject is Jonah Heston, a space pilot for Gizmonic Institute, who gets trapped responding to a distress call from the dark side of the moon. Confined aboard the Satellite of Love, Jonah bands together with his robot friends, Gypsy, Tom Servo, and Crow T. Robot to ward off lunacy by continuously riffing on whatever movies are sent to them.

Episodes

E01 Reptilicus
★ 8.2
Apr 14, 2017 · 1h 30m
After falling into a trap on the dark side of the moon, Jonah Heston befriends a trio of robots and braves a slime-spewing Danish monster flick.
E02 Cry Wilderness
★ 8.0
Apr 14, 2017 · 1h 29m
Stock footage, a sketchy Bigfoot costume and creepy fits of laughter make this 1980s tale of boy, beast and park ranger ripe for wisecracks.
E03 The Time Travelers
★ 7.6
Apr 14, 2017 · 1h 27m
A botched experiment hurls a group of scientists into a bleak future full of mutants, androids and catty humans in this 1964 sci-fi romp.
E04 Avalanche
★ 8.4
Apr 14, 2017 · 1h 32m
While Jonah and crew dig into a schlocky ski-resort disaster flick starring Rock Hudson and Mia Farrow, Kinga connects with her long-distance lover.
E05 The Beast of Hollow Mountain
★ 7.8
Apr 14, 2017 · 1h 26m
Saddle up for a trip to a Mexican ranch with a nasty secret in this part-Western, part-monster movie that's all torture for Jonah and the bots.
E06 Starcrash
★ 7.5
Apr 14, 2017 · 1h 29m
Perms, skimpy battle outfits and cheap effects abound in this 1978 "Star Wars" knockoff with David Hasselhoff and Christopher Plummer.
E07 The Land That Time Forgot
★ 8.2
Apr 14, 2017 · 1h 28m
A motley group aboard a German U-boat discovers an island full of ancient beasts and evolutionary mysteries in this blustery 1974 adventure.
E08 The Loves of Hercules
★ 7.0
Apr 14, 2017 · 1h 26m
The far-fetched fight scenes and tangled plot lines of the breathy Jayne Mansfield saga nudge Jonah and friends one step closer to the edge.
E09 Yongary
★ 8.0
Apr 14, 2017 · 1h 27m
Rockets, quakes and reptiles, oh my! Jonah and the bots dive into a South Korean monster film that's long on rampages and short on sensible behavior.
E10 Wizards of the Lost Kingdom
★ 8.0
Apr 14, 2017 · 1h 28m
A boy magician, a boozy hero and a furry ... something-or-other team up to save a kingdom from a nefarious sorcerer in this 1985 cheesefest.
E11 Wizards of the Lost Kingdom II
★ 7.5
Apr 14, 2017 · 1h 29m
The Mads turn up the heat with a sequel! This time, a has-been wizard and his gawky apprentice embark on their own mind-bending quest to quash evil.
E12 Carnival Magic
★ 7.8
Apr 14, 2017 · 1h 30m
Kinga drops a bombshell on Jonah before plunging him into a world of bare-chested carnies, talking chimps, brooding magicians and young love.
E13 The Christmas That Almost Wasn't
★ 8.0
Apr 14, 2017 · 1h 28m
The gang gets in the holiday spirit with the tale of a plucky lawyer who sets out to save Santa Claus from the clutches of a spoilsport zillionaire.
E14 At the Earth's Core
★ 7.8
Apr 14, 2017 · 1h 34m
While gearing up for his big day, Jonah joins Doug McClure for a wild drill ride down to a lava-licked world ruled by tyrannical, telepathic beasts.