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Married... with ChildrenSeason 5

Episodes

  • E01 We'll Follow the Sun

    7.1

    Sep 23, 1990 · 22m

    The Bundys get stuck in traffic on Labor Day.

  • E02 Al... with Kelly

    7.7

    Sep 30, 1990 · 22m

    Al and Kelly pretend to be sick so they can avoid going with Peggy and Bud to Wanker County, but Kelly ends up really getting sick and Al has to care for her for the entire week which interrupts Al's fantasies of being with two beautiful women.

  • E03 Sue Casa, His Casa

    7.2

    Oct 7, 1990 · 22m

    After Al decides he doesn't need insurance, Bud gets in an accident and they counter sue the other driver with Marcy as a witness.

  • E04 The Unnatural

    7.5

    Oct 14, 1990 · 22m

    Al's softball team wants to bench him before the big championship, but Peggy, Kelly and Bud hold three of the required votes to omit him. Peggy is swayed by the hunk who will replace Al, while it takes food to get the kids' votes.

  • E05 The Dance Show

    7.1

    Oct 21, 1990 · 22m

    Al doesn't mind Peggy going out with Marcy every night to a ballroom dance hall and dance the night away with a handsome man named Andy, until another man, named Pete, tells Al that Peggy is stealing someone's husband - his.

  • E06 Kelly Bounces Back

    7.6

    Oct 28, 1990 · 22m

    Kelly auditions for a job as a spokesperson for the new Allante car.

  • E07 Married... with Aliens

    7.9

    Nov 4, 1990 · 22m

    Al gets a visit from small green aliens who steal his socks.

  • E08 Wabbit Season

    7.4

    Nov 11, 1990 · 22m

    A rabbit destroys Al's fantasy of having a vegetable garden.

  • E09 Do Ya Think I'm Sexy

    7.6

    Nov 18, 1990 · 22m

    Al become the neighborhood stud when some women see him move a couch.

  • E10 One Down, Two to Go

    7.5

    Nov 25, 1990 · 22m

    Kelly moves out after Al beats up yet another of her boyfriends. This upsets Peggy, who becomes an overprotective mom, to Bud's dislike.

  • E11 And Baby Makes Money

    7.6

    Dec 16, 1990 · 22m

    Al and Peggy try to have another baby after a dead relative promised $500,000 to the couple who provide an heir named after him.

  • E12 Married... with Who

    7.4

    Jan 6, 1991 · 22m

    Marcy wakes up after a drunken night and finds herself married to Jefferson.

  • E13 The Godfather

    8.1

    Feb 3, 1991 · 22m

    Al becomes the neighborhood godfather when Kelly starts dating a 41-year-old man with the right connections.

  • E14 Look Who's Barking

    6.5

    Feb 10, 1991 · 22m

    Buck brings a female dog into the house, and feels neglected when the family only care about the new dog.

  • E15 A Man's Castle

    7.6

    Feb 17, 1991 · 22m

    Al is horrified when Peggy completely redecorates his bathroom, turning it pink.

  • E16 All Night Security Dude

    7.4

    Feb 24, 1991 · 22m

    Al gets a job as a security guard at Polk High, but gets fired after the championship trophy is stolen by Al's old nemesis.

  • E17 Oldies but Young 'Uns

    7.7

    Mar 17, 1991 · 22m

    Al goes crazy trying to remember the name of a song he heard on the radio.

  • E18 Weenie Tot Lovers & Other Strangers

    7.7

    Mar 24, 1991 · 22m

    Al has to choose whether to spend his money on Bud's visit to the White House or letting Kelly enter a Miss Weenie Tot contest.

  • E19 Kids! Wadaya Gonna Do?

    7.2

    Apr 7, 1991 · 22m

    Al and Peggy take over Marcy's house when they go to watch a movie there. Meanwhile, Bud takes a girl to a concert and Kelly babysits a lot of horrible children.

  • E20 Top of the Heap

    5.8

    Apr 7, 1991 · 22m

    In a spinoff attempt of Married ... with Children, we follow the lives of Charlie and Vinnie Verducci. Charlie wants Vinnie to marry rich to get a better life and they go to a formal fund raiser to meet rich women.

  • E21 You Better Shop Around (1)

    7.9

    Apr 14, 1991 · 22m

    Al buys a cheap old air conditioner which leads to a massive blackout in the entire neighborhood, forcing the Bundy's to move into a supermarket.

  • E22 You Better Shop Around (2)

    7.9

    Apr 21, 1991 · 22m

    The Bundys and the D'Arcys face off to see who can spend the $1,000 shopping spree first. Meanwhile, Bud and Kelly bother celebrity Jerry Mathers who judges the contest.

  • E23 Route 666 (1)

    7.2

    Apr 28, 1991 · 22m

    The Bundy car breaks down in New Mexico and they have to call Marcy and Jefferson for help.

  • E24 Route 666 (2)

    7.7

    May 5, 1991 · 22m

    The Bundys and the D'Arcys face the effects of greed as they discover a gold mine in the desert.

  • E25 Buck the Stud

    6.8

    May 19, 1991 · 22m

    A man offers the Bundys $10,000 if they allow Buck to breed with his dog.

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