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Malcolm in the MiddleSeason 2

The family’s misadventures continue as Malcolm faces new challenges at school and home. Reese explores his culinary talents, Dewey’s imagination runs wild, and Francis’s escapades at military school add to the family’s chaos.

Episodes

  • E01 Traffic Jam (2)

    8.0

    Nov 5, 2000 · 22m

    Hal, Lois, Malcolm, and Reese are trapped in a horrendous traffic jam. Francis enters himself in a bet that recalls the egg-eating wager in "Cool Hand Luke." Malcolm becomes smitten over a girl he meets. Dewey has his own little adventure--all over the world--before his family returns home.

  • E02 Halloween Approximately

    7.4

    Nov 8, 2000 · 22m

    Francis visits the week after Halloween and helps his brothers in a trick that involves a giant slingshot with icky ammo. Hal tries to catch a mysterious hot-rodder.

  • E03 Lois's Birthday

    7.9

    Nov 12, 2000 · 22m

    Crummy gifts rile birthday gal Lois, who suddenly splits from home, leaving confusion, anxiety and desperation in her wake.

  • E04 Dinner Out

    7.3

    Nov 15, 2000 · 22m

    Shenanigans abound at the fancy spot where the family's dining with the Kenarbans, and at Francis' school, where rowdy teenage girls are partying.

  • E05 Casino

    7.2

    Nov 19, 2000 · 22m

    A family weekend vacation to a casino turns into an ordeal in the desert for Hal, Reese and Malcolm, who wander onto an artillery range. Francis sneaks home, but has no one to play with.

  • E06 Convention

    7.8

    Nov 22, 2000 · 22m

    Hal and Lois heads off to a convention while the boys stays home for the babysitter. Malcolm, Reese and Dewey assumed it's just another old woman, their parents hired to watch them. They decide to do a series of pranks on their babysitter, which includes the covered up sewer tank with a blanket and a book for the old woman sit on. To their surprise, their babysitter is a hot, teen-aged girl named Patty. She is sweet to them, but also bitter because she was rejected by Francis, a long time ago, because she was obese. Now the boys compete against each other to see who will prove their eldest brother wrong in his rejection and sleep with her without sex. Meanwhile at the convention, Lois tries in vain to stop the fight between Hal and Jack, who stole his idea.

  • E07 Robbery

    7.2

    Nov 26, 2000 · 22m

    The night shift at Lucky Aide is held hostage by two robbers, since Craig does not want to give up the combination for the store's safe. Francis tries to help a heartbroken friend at the academy, while Hal and the boys fight nature at home.

  • E08 Therapy

    7.3

    Nov 29, 2000 · 22m

    Malcolm's humiliation as a Krelboyne drives him crazy, so he fakes his way into seeing the school's shrink, with whom the con continues.

  • E09 High School Play

    7.3

    Dec 10, 2000 · 22m

    Malcolm gets a role in the high school play and is so captivated by high school gossip that he forgets his lines. Lois discovers the joys of massage. Hal and Dewey build a society of model buildings in the living room. Francis tries to show his individualism at school when the commandant cracks down on personal belongings.

  • E10 The Bully

    7.3

    Dec 17, 2000 · 22m

    Reese, promising champion of his school's wrestling team, gets beaten by a girl, completely demoralizing him. So he gives up his school-bully carrier, which destabilizes the natural order of things at school. Francis tries to get out of academy at his birthday in an attempt to avoid academy-birthday-traditions.

  • E11 Old Mrs. Old

    7.2

    Jan 7, 2001 · 22m

    Dewey starts carrying a purse to school. Francis's friend Richie joins him at military school. Malcolm becomes a slave to an old woman in the neighborhood.

  • E12 Krelboyne Girl

    7.6

    Jan 14, 2001 · 22m

    Lois and Hal try to end Dewey's dependence on his stuffed animal Domingo by convincing him that it is too dirty. Strangely attracted, Malcolm finds himself in emotional confusion about the new weird Krelboyne girl Cynthia. At the academy Commandant Spangler re-institutes old Hickory into the school's disciplinary system and Francis tries to convince his father Hal to lie for him to avoid punishment.

  • E13 New Neighbors

    7.6

    Jan 21, 2001 · 22m

    New neighbors, who turn out to be even more awful than Malcolm's family, move in next door; the Marlin Academy cadets prepare for a visit from Oliver North.

  • E14 Hal Quits

    7.5

    Feb 4, 2001 · 22m

    Hal feels like his job is a piece of c* after going to Dewey's class for parent job day. So he decides to take a "kidney failure" weeks off. While Francis is forced to work at the lucky aid over spring break.

  • E15 The Grandparents

    7.4

    Feb 11, 2001 · 22m

    Lois' estranged parents, Ida and Victor, pay the family a visit. Right away, trouble starts brewing. Victor bonds with Reese, Ida gets Malcolm into a fight, and Dewey is haunted by childhood memories of his inattentive grandparents.

  • E16 Traffic Ticket

    7.6

    Feb 18, 2001 · 22m

    Lois gets a traffic ticket and immediately blames Francis and makes him get the money to her. To do this, Francis stages a stunt for the other cadets' amusement. Malcolm finds evidence that Lois was wrong about the traffic ticket.

  • E17 Surgery

    7.2

    Feb 25, 2001 · 22m

    A hospital stay unsettles Malcolm, who's stuck in a kids ward with what may be appendicitis. Meanwhile, at military school, Francis leads a hunger strike.

  • E18 Reese Cooks

    7.9

    Mar 4, 2001 · 22m

    A cooking class energizes Reese; a planned party irks Malcolm, whose brutal honesty hurts the hostess, Krelboyne Cynthia.

  • E19 Tutoring Reese

    7.7

    Mar 11, 2001 · 22m

    Malcolm and the Krelboynes tutor Reese, and uncover the real reason behind his failing grades.

  • E20 Bowling

    8.7

    Apr 1, 2001 · 22m

    Malcolm and Reese go to a bowling party where they vie for the attention of a cute girl.

  • E21 Malcolm vs. Reese

    7.6

    Apr 22, 2001 · 22m

    Francis has an extra ticket for a wrestling event and it is the prize pitting Malcolm vs. Reese in a one-upmanship war; caring for Craig's cat is troublesome for Dewey.

  • E22 Mini-Bike

    7.4

    Apr 29, 2001 · 22m

    Lois forbids the boys to ride a motorbike they found, but Reese disobeys and breaks a leg.

  • E23 Carnival

    7.3

    May 6, 2001 · 22m

    Malcolm, Dewey, Stevie, and Reese hide out at a traveling carnival after hours and run afoul of a determined security guard and several members of the freak show.

  • E24 Evacuation

    8.3

    May 13, 2001 · 22m

    Hal is inadvertently responsible for a toxic chemical spill that forces a neighborhood evacuation; Malcolm deals with being grounded even in the emergency shelter; Francis suffers through a date with a geeky 12-year-old.

  • E25 Flashback

    8.3

    May 20, 2001 · 22m

    Lois is two weeks late with her period, causing her and Hal to panic and start a big fight, while trying to keep it from the boys. And while Dewey is scared that his parents may split up, Hal and Lois remember the troubles of getting their previous four sons.

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