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How I Met Your MotherSeason 3

It's Season Three and the search for a soul mate has never been so wildly inappropriate! Thirty-year-old Ted is still looking for Miss Right, but his road to domestic bliss is improbably paved with punk rock girls, tattoos, adult video expos and an epic St. Patrick's Day bender. Meanwhile, as Marshall and Lily adjust to the quirks of married life, the outrageously incorrigible Barney commits a major violation of "The Bro Code." Plus, Season Three features a host of hilarious guest stars, including BRITNEY SPEARS, SARAH CHALKE (TV's Scrubs), ENRIQUE IGLESIAS, MANDY MOORE and supermodel HEIDI KLUM.

Episodes

  • E01 Wait for It

    7.7

    Sep 24, 2007 · 21m

    Robin shows up with a date and this motivates Ted to 'get back out there'. We also learn something major about 'the Mother'.

  • E02 We're Not from Here

    7.2

    Oct 1, 2007 · 21m

    Ted and Barney pretend to be visitors to New York City to pick up women. Robin is still dating Gael.

  • E03 Third Wheel

    7.3

    Oct 8, 2007 · 23m

    Ted's new attitude attracts women in the present and one from his past. The rest of the gang pulls together to help him make the most of the situation.

  • E04 Little Boys

    7.3

    Oct 15, 2007 · 23m

    Barney and Ted compete for a girl. Robin is dating someone new.

  • E05 How I Met Everyone Else

    8.1

    Oct 22, 2007 · 23m

    Amid sharing stories with her about how members of the gang met each other, Ted's hot new girlfriend has a reaction to the meeting that gets her a high ranking on Barney's crazy scale.

  • E06 I'm Not That Guy

    7.6

    Oct 29, 2007 · 23m

    Marshall has to contemplate giving up his plan of using his law degree to help the planet when he's courted by a major firm; Lily reveals a secret to Robin that not even Marshall knows; Ted discovers a porn actor is using his name

  • E07 Dowisetrepla

    7.6

    Nov 5, 2007 · 21m

    Marshall and Lily's plan to buy an apartment is hampered by mistakes and Lily's hidden debt.

  • E08 Spoiler Alert

    8.1

    Nov 12, 2007 · 21m

    Marshall awaits his bar exam results; Ted introduces his latest girlfriend to the gang, who all see the flaw that Ted has missed

  • E09 Slapsgiving

    8.1

    Nov 19, 2007 · 23m

    Lily and Marshall have their first Thanksgiving as a married couple; Barney is tortured by the slap bet countdown clock, worrying about when the slap will be dished out.

  • E10 The Yips

    7.5

    Nov 26, 2007 · 23m

    When Barney loses his way with women, he hopes a trip to the Victoria's Secret Fall Fashion Show will help him regain his form.

  • E11 The Platinum Rule

    7.8

    Dec 10, 2007 · 21m

    Ted's upcoming date with his doctor leads the gang to give him their own examples of why dating someone you already see regularly is a bad idea.

  • E12 No Tomorrow

    7.5

    Mar 17, 2008 · 21m

    Ted lives like there's no tomorrow during a St. Patrick's Day celebration with Barney. Lily and Marshall spend the evening at their new apartment with Robin.

  • E13 Ten Sessions

    8.0

    Mar 24, 2008 · 23m

    Ted pursues a woman named Stella, but only gets attention from her receptionist Abby.

  • E14 The Bracket

    7.9

    Mar 31, 2008 · 21m

    Barney's efforts to hook up with women are being thwarted by a mysterious woman from his past. Barney and the gang must sift though his many past flings in an attempt to find out who she is.

  • E15 The Chain of Screaming

    7.6

    Apr 14, 2008 · 23m

    After Marshall witnesses a work buddy get yelled at after handing in a report, he becomes paranoid that the same will happen to him.

  • E16 Sandcastles in the Sand

    7.6

    Apr 21, 2008 · 23m

    Robin's musical past emerges again as the group learns of someone named Simon from Robin's past. Barney searches for more Robin Sparkles memorabilia.

  • E17 The Goat

    7.6

    Apr 28, 2008 · 23m

    Barney and Marshall have a discussion about "The Bro Code" because Barney has broken it and wants advice.

  • E18 Rebound Bro

    7.6

    May 5, 2008 · 21m

    Barney gets a new wingman and Ted meets Stella's daughter.

  • E19 Everything Must Go

    7.2

    May 12, 2008 · 21m

    When Barney and Abby realize that they have one thing in common - their mutual hatred of Ted - the "couple" decides to go to the bar to flaunt their new relationship in Ted's face.

  • E20 Miracles

    7.9

    May 19, 2008 · 23m

    Ted is in a car accident that prompts Marshall to talk about miracles. Everyone flashbacks to prior moments in their lives.

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