Green Acres — Season 3
Episodes

E01 The Man For the Job
Sep 6, 1967
The committee to select a new state senator considers Oliver Douglas for the job.

E02 Lisa's Jam Session
Sep 13, 1967
Oliver decides it would be a great idea for Lisa to make her own jam preserves.

E03 Love Comes to Arnold Ziffel
Sep 20, 1967
An unlikely but hilarious love affair between Arnold the pig and Cynthia the basset hound captivates the residents of Hooterville.

E04 Oliver vs. the Phone Company
Sep 27, 1967
Oliver starts a feud with the Hooterville Phone Company and launches a campaign to recall its management.

E05 Oliver Takes Over the Phone Company
Oct 4, 1967
Mr. Trendell turns over the keys of the Hooterville Phone Company to Oliver Douglas.

E06 A Kind Word For the President
Oct 11, 1967
Oliver sets out to accomplish to changes at the Hooterville Phone Company, now that he's president.

E07 Don't Count Your Tomatoes Before They're Picked
Oct 18, 1967
Oliver sets out to harvest his tomato crops.

E08 Eb Elopes
Oct 25, 1967
Oliver and Lisa wake up one morning to find that their handyman has eloped.

E09 The Thing
Nov 1, 1967
Oliver stops paying storage rates for an item that neither he nor Lisa can remember owning, and the unknown item is shipped to the farm.

E10 Das Lumpen
Nov 8, 1967
Lisa tells another war story - this one details how she saved Oliver from the Nazis during World War II and how their romance began.

E11 Won't You Come Home, Arnold Ziffel?
Nov 15, 1967
The residents of Hooterville are in an uproar when Arnold Ziffel the pig is missing.

E12 Jealousy, English Style
Nov 22, 1967
Oliver informs Lisa that he plans to attend a farm symposium without her.

E13 Haney's New Image
Nov 29, 1967
When Mr. Haney finds out first that the Douglas farm is the possible site for an interchange for a proposed new highway, he offers to buy back the farm.

E14 Alf and Ralph Break Up
Dec 13, 1967
Ralph, the lady carpenter, runs away from home and stays with the Douglases after having a fight with her brother, Alf.

E15 No Trespassing
Dec 20, 1967
Oliver shows symptoms of overwork, so Lisa talks him into going on a picnic.

E16 Eb Returns
Dec 27, 1967
The Douglas' handyman returns home from his honeymoon and reveals that he did not get married.

E17 Not Guilty
Jan 3, 1968
Eb is accused of taking $300 from Sam Drucker's safe when he shows up with a new car, which just happens to cost $300.

E18 Home is Where You Run Away From
Jan 10, 1968
A mysterious young boy shows up at the Douglas farm and claims to be from another world.

E19 How to Suceed in Television Without Really Trying
Jan 24, 1968
Lisa invests $28 in a 10-year-old's "Electric Company;" to show his gratitude, the young wizard "electronificates" the Douglases' farm.

E20 Arnold, Boy Hero
Jan 31, 1968
Lisa and Oliver are taken hostage by two bank robbers who hide out in their farmhouse.

E21 Flight to Nowhere
Feb 7, 1968
As part of an agricultural exchange program, Oliver and other Hooterville farmers are offered a chance to join a chartered government flight to Europe.

E22 My Mother, the Countess
Feb 14, 1968
Lisa reveals that her mother, the Countess, is going to pay a visit to Green Acres.

E23 The Spring Festival
Feb 21, 1968
Spring fever sets in at Green Acres when Lisa sets out to produce a Spring festival celebration.

E24 Our Son, the Barber
Feb 28, 1968 · 30m
Eb decides on a career as a barber and talks Oliver into putting him through a do-it-yourself mail-order barber college.

E25 Oliver's Jaded Past
Mar 6, 1968 · 30m
Lisa reminds Oliver that he promised her a New York vacation if she stayed with him on the farm for two years.

E26 The Hungarian Curse
Mar 13, 1968 · 30m
A fellow Hungarian, Lazlo Broslav, visits Lisa and becomes an unwanted house guest. It is revealed that Lazlo once saved the life of Lisa's uncle, and now her family must repay the debt.

E27 The Rutabaga Story
Mar 20, 1968 · 30m
Oliver decides that all Hooterville farmers should plant rutabagas as their primary cash crop, and initiates a publicity campaign to make America more "rutabaga conscious."

E28 Instant Family
Mar 27, 1968
When an expectant mother goes into labor, Oliver takes her to the hospital, and Lisa takes her seven other children to live with the Douglases until she recovers.

E29 A Star Named Arnold is Born (Part 1)
Apr 3, 1968 · 30m
Arnold the pig appears in a play at the Hooterville Theater. Lisa arranges for an old friend to give him a chance in show business.

E30 A Star Named Arnold is Born (Part 2)
Apr 10, 1968 · 30m
Oliver and Lisa chaperone Arnold's trip to Hollywood, where he lands a starring role in a motion picture.




