Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. — Season 3
Episodes

E01 Lies, Lies, Lies
Sep 14, 1966
Gomer tries to convince his friends that a movie star has invited them all to a barbecue at her house.

E02 Crazy Legs Gomer
Sep 21, 1966
Carter plans to use Gomer to win the inter-squad competition.

E03 Gomer the Carrier
Sep 28, 1966
Gomer and Carter are the only ones who don't come down with German measles.

E04 Caution: Low Overhead
Oct 5, 1966
Sgt. Carter sets out to expose a fraud by proving to Gomer that the man who sold him a cheap watch is a crook.

E05 Show Me The Way to Go Home
Oct 12, 1966
Gomer is accused by a drunk's wife of turning her husband into an alcoholic.

E06 How to Succeed in Farming Without Really Trying
Oct 19, 1966
Carter sabotages Gomer's garden by putting vodka in his prize watermelon.

E07 Gomer and the Little Men From Outer Space
Oct 26, 1966
Carter sends Gomer to a psychiatrist when he claims he has seen men from outer space.

E08 The Borrowed Car
Nov 2, 1966
Gomer is arrested after wrecking Sgt. Carter's car.

E09 Gomer Pyle, Super Chef
Nov 9, 1966
Carter bets Sgt. Hacker that he can't teach Gomer to cook a meal.

E10 Marry Me, Marry Me
Nov 16, 1966
Gomer dates a girl with similar interests, then discovers that she considers them engaged after the first date.

E11 Cold Nose, Warm Heart
Nov 23, 1966
Carter gives his girlfriend a puppy only to find himself competing with it for her affections.

E12 Follow That Car
Nov 30, 1966
Gomer and Carter are captured by smugglers.

E13 It Takes Two to Tangle
Dec 14, 1966
Sgt. Carter learns Bunny was seen with another man.

E14 Whither the Weather
Dec 21, 1966
Gomer can predict the weather better than the weather bureau.

E15 Love's Old Sweet Song
Dec 28, 1966
A songstress applauds Gomer's song with a kiss.

E16 Gomer the Recruiter
Jan 4, 1967
Gomer unwittingly signs up a fugitive bank robber as a new recruit.

E17 The Secret Life of Gomer Pyle
Jan 11, 1967
Carter suspects Gomer has been spending his Sundays at the beach; then tries to meet the beauties Gomer appeared with in a magazine.

E18 Go Blow Your Horn
Jan 18, 1967
Carter tries to transfer Gomer to the Marine band.

E19 You Bet Your Won Ton
Jan 25, 1967
Gomer holds a farewell dinner in a Chinese restaurant, not knowing it is a front for a gambling operation.

E20 Sue The Pants Off 'Em
Feb 1, 1967
Two shyster lawyers try to get Gomer and Carter to file a false damage suit after a near miss from an automobile.

E21 Gomer the Card Shark
Feb 8, 1967
Carter and Duke use Gomer to expose a card cheat.

E22 To Re-enlist or Not to Re-enlist
Feb 15, 1967
Sgt. Carter attempts to keep Gomer from re-enlisting.

E23 Lou Ann Poovie Sings Again
Feb 22, 1967
The Marine's favorite nightclub singer returns: Lou-Ann Poovie, who looks like a dream and sings like a nightmare. Sgt. Carter fights for her favors with two rivals -- Gomer and Duke.

E24 Gomer, the Welsh Rarebit Fiend
Mar 1, 1967
Gomer's love for Welsh rarebit causes him to sleepwalk -- and to tell off Carter.

E25 Sing a Song of Papa
Mar 8, 1967
A club owner wants Gomer to sing every night.

E26 Where There's a Will
Mar 15, 1967
Carter volunteers Gomer for a parachute jump.

E27 Lost, the Colonel's Daughter
Mar 22, 1967
Gomer loses the colonel's daughter at a go-go club, then tracks her to a beatnik den.

E28 The Crow Ganef
Mar 29, 1967
Gomer's new friend, a crow, turns out to be a thief, plundering everyone -- and stashing the loot in Gomer's locker.

E29 One of Our Shells is Missing
Apr 5, 1967
Carter and Gomer hunt for a live mortar shell which the private lost during practice.

E30 Lou Ann Poovie Sings No More
Apr 12, 1967
When Lou-Ann is about to be fired from her job as a nightclub singer, Gomer finds her a job as a salesgirl.



