Beavis and Butt-Head — Season 5

Oct 31, 1994

After failing math in Mr. Buzzcut's class, the boys get sent back to 7th grade, but they don't do so well there either, and keep getting sent back -- all the way to kindergarten.

Oct 31, 1994

Beavis and Butt-Head try to figure out things to do during a two hour period when there is nothing on TV.

Nov 1, 1994

The boys decide they need beards to score, so they cut their hair and glue it to their faces.

Nov 2, 1994

While eating some chicken nuggets, Butt-Head starts to choke. Beavis, remembering the "Him-lick Manure" poster at Burger World, heads there but gets distracted along the way.

Nov 3, 1994

Todd needs a place to stay while being pursued by a rival gang, so he chooses Butt-Head's house and directs the boys to "act dumb" and keep him safe.

Nov 4, 1994

The boys get jobs as telemarketers. Beavis becomes the top salesman, and Butt-Head can't figure out what to do.

Dec 10, 1994

Beavis and Butt-Head pledge money to Daria for a walkathon, then have to walk off the money when they can't pay.

Dec 10, 1994

The boys ditch school and work as temps at a real estate agency (and break stuff).

Dec 10, 1994

When Beavis finds a camera, the boys photograph their butts and their "captains", and return the camera for a reward.

Dec 13, 1994

The boys go to the zoo to check out the animals' weiners (and grab snakes).

Dec 16, 1994

The boys become security guards at the mall for Mr. Van Driesen's career day.

Dec 19, 1994

Beavis and Butt-Head go to a plastic surgeon to get wiener implants.

Dec 22, 1994

Beavis and Butt-Head go to the "Creatures of Rock" concert and spend the whole time waiting in line for the toilet.

Dec 26, 1994

After watching "The Beverly Hillbillies" on TV Beavis and Butt-Head decide to dig for oil, but break a sewage line instead.

Dec 29, 1994

Beavis develops an infection and transfers it to the customers at Burger World through tainted hamburgers.

Jan 5, 1995

Beavis and Butt-Head are taught how to be movers and break stuff from two guys who rob the Stevensons.

Jan 25, 1995

Beavis and Butt-Head go to the hair salon to see the stylist's boobs...and maybe get their hair cut.

Jan 29, 1995

When the boys decide to throw a party so they can "cop a feel" it is almost ruined when Stewart and his friends show up, but then Todd arrives and trashes the house.

Jan 29, 1995

Buzzcut orders the boys to take a shower after gym class, when suddenly the fire alarm goes off and they are forced to exit the building clad in only their skivvies.

Feb 9, 1995

Beavis and Butt-Head go to the animal shelter to get a dog, and find one that really likes Beavis.

Feb 16, 1995

Imitating a PBS documentary about Ben Franklin, Beavis and Butt-Head get struck by lightning, and attract the interest of "Betsy Wiener" from "Decency In Media".

Feb 23, 1995

Beavis and Butt-Head can't seem to get off the couch, but this time it's because they keep drifting in and out of dreamland.

Apr 8, 1995

The boys are supposed to sell candy for school, but end up only selling it to each other -- with the same two dollars.

Apr 8, 1995

Mr. Van Driessen teaches the class about animation; Beavis and Butt-Head draw hundreds of "dead people" for their project, but can't understand why the finished film shows only two.

Jun 5, 1995

Beavis & Butt-Head sit in on Mr. Anderson's poker game and try to collect all the cards.

Jun 5, 1995

The school librarian helps Beavis & Butt-Head do research for a report on the woman they admire most... so they admire her butt.

Jun 6, 1995

The boys are featured on a "Rescue 911" show after they help rescue the pilot of a crashed plane.

Jun 7, 1995

Beavis and Butt-Head try wishing on a bottle hoping their is a genie inside... but the bottle they wish upon only has a dead mouse in it.

Jun 8, 1995

Hilarity ensues as some major intestinal cramps convince Beavis that he might be pregnant.

Jun 9, 1995

Beavis and Butt-Head go to a wedding in hopes that they can make out with the bride.

Jul 10, 1995

After watching a horror movie, Beavis and Butt-Head run around the neighborhood trying to scare people by screaming at them.

Jul 10, 1995

Beavis and Butt-Head get lessons from a panhandler on how to get cash on the streets.

Jul 11, 1995

Beavis & Butt-Head find a dead squirrel and try to sell its fur.

Jul 12, 1995

Beavis & Butt-Head have to change the oil in the fryer; luckily, there's a gas station next door with plenty of oil...

Jul 13, 1995

Beavis and Butt-Head visit a coffee house; Beavis downs gallons of cappuccino and takes the stage as Cornholio.

Aug 7, 1995

Lost in the woods, the boys hear a drumbeat and happen upon Van Driessen and his men's group -- having a monthly drum-banging session to let off steam as they "wrestle with their manhood". Beavis tries, and gets...a little carried away.

Aug 7, 1995

Beavis and Butt-Head kill another Friday night at the Maxi Mart. They try to service the girls by working the cash register and the manager, whose in the back room watching the camera, thinks that he's being robbed and calls the police.

Aug 8, 1995

The two boys cause huge chaos around Highland playing with a big tire they find at a garage.

Aug 9, 1995

McVicker sends Beavis and Butt-Head to a group therapy session where they terrorize fellow patients.

Aug 10, 1995

Beavis and Butt-Head go to a women's rights meeting and try to hit on some militant feminists.

Sep 11, 1995

Highland High evacuates after receiving a bomb threat. Beavis & Butt-Head stay, try to find the bomb, and cause some destruction of their own.

Sep 11, 1995

Beavis and Butt-Head plan to fake getting injured so they can get insurance money; real injuries follow.

Sep 12, 1995

Two babes want the boys to change their flat tire, and Butt-Head learns what not to do with a tire-iron.

Sep 13, 1995

The "Positive Acting Teens" group, led by Mr. Graham, seeks to rehabilitate some kids in detention with community service. Fat chance, since those kids happen to be Beavis and Butt-Head.

Sep 14, 1995

The boys go investigate a crime scene, Beavis gets arrested after nearly killing Butt-Head.

Oct 5, 1995

Beavis and Butt-Head put some spanish fly in a milk carton at school. Instead of the chick they were hoping for, the spiked milk is drunk by a jock Beavis later has to wrestle in gym class.

Oct 9, 1995

The boys want to sue a chick in class for sexual harassment because she's constantly giving them "wood".

Oct 10, 1995

A bus trip to the mountains ends in disaster for Mr. Van Driessen.

Oct 11, 1995

The boys photocopy a dollar bill and try to use the copies to buy stuff.

Oct 12, 1995

The boys steal Mr. Anderson's steamroller, with predictable results.